yer aa poooves an' lightweights
Re. Dons: Much as yer passion, bile, anger and 'Ah-ken-best' ... yer aa aboot flooers ... nae seed, nae fruit.
Ye ging tae bed at 10, get up aboot 8 ... tea an' toast an' bbc news ... some o' yiz work ... ye check the weather ... nae point ... cos ither than a fkn hurricane ... yer awa tae yer work.
Yir hale wikk at work is sh!te ... even if the Dons gie Livi a fkn lesson in the art o' 'fitba' ..... ye stick a bet on the Hun tae beat 'the Famous' cos - worst case scenario - it'll pey for a bonny rug
Te adorn yer home wi yer Dons scarf ower yer wardrobe/windae ... never roon yer neck ... for fear ye might be 'labelled'
Ye join a pub quiz foursome ..... cos, ye nivver know ... :D ... ye might get a trap! ... even if he/she is a hun. Quieter strategy? join the bowlin club ... nae brains required ... jist fkn play ... ye might get good ... ye might hae fun ... and if yer intae aulder women, ... well, fkn whoopeeee! .... if ye like aulder men?? well, f*ck! Yev arrived! :D
As said on AFC mad .... 'ye can only pish wi the cock ye hiv'
