New ideas for the Community trust.

They are always looking for new ways to serve, so here we are. How about a 24\ 7 fast food takeaway? The extensive ******** at the Abbey can be utilised, and have a drive in and out in the cark park at the front.

It should be free for the average Joe, with a tenner in the food. Is there a big kitchen at the Abbey, with delivery vans?. Or is it out sourced to the council. Something to find out there CFU. Whos wagging the Abbey tail?

There must be a big washing machine somewhere, washing kit. How about taking washing in from the poor washing it and ironing it. Local Babushkas can do it, with a secret or not so secret bottle of sherry somewhere, and be paid handsomely for doing it. Again a tenner can be slipped into pockets.

I can just imagine the cackling laughter of the Babushkas when passing the laundry room sherry driven.

To execute this, there must be a review of money spent on the football, as that is spurious compared to helping out our fellow man....whoops, remember woke....woman, bi this that and the other, trans, alien, red, black, yellow, amber, have i missed anyone out?

Oh, and se xuality of all descriptions, and those we know nothing about.

The new general manager must get on it.

Most money, not by much, is spent on football, a dreadful state of affairs. How about free tickets for the proliteriat?

The country is conservative, but the Abbey should not be. Ironside should be transfer listed to fund it, and the club should run up debt to debt to get this going. The fans are not paying enough.

Theo of White Hart Lane littleport.