Just got a phone call fae ma mate

Had a bit of bother , but it was before 10pm , thing was it was ticket only and everywan withoot a ticket had tae leave , but i was sitting wae ma mate whos a Rangers supporter .


And tae cut a long story short his 2 pals are @rseholes and i banjoed one of them oot side because he was loud and swearing in front of auld wimmin .


The wee sllekit rat has reported me

I didnae even hit the wee rat , i only hit him once

Reported you to whom?

Lamping folk is a risky game 'Scone.

Say it was the Mrs with her frying pan and she'll get a spell in the cooler, problem solved.

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Lamping folk is a risky game 'Scone.

Say it was the Mrs with her frying pan and she'll get a spell in the cooler, problem solved.

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Then you can get that haggered auld hing with the coat and the sussies up.

Ive got ma mates going to try and persuade him to change his mind ( i can presume how ) , i`m no being funny but no one grasses up in Inchinnan , but the wee phucker is fae Erskine , Hes one of they true Rangers Supporters because he goes tae Belfast .

Hes got tae show his face at the meeting if he wants me barred , what he disnae know , and what ma pal behind the bar last night has told me the CCTV Camera was out of order O:)


The guy was swearing , and i mean cursing and swearing since i went in aboot hawf eight , i dont mind folk swearing , but honestly it was brutal , in front of auld wimmin , and he was warned , gae his pal his due he was ok .

Danny Shes only 37 i think , and i phucking bet you wid shag huv her , shes lovely .

Honestly , shes no a slapper either , shes got class .

37? Sussies?

Pure filth :D

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Danny Shes only 37 i think , and i phucking bet you wid shag huv her , shes lovely .

Honestly , shes no a slapper either , shes got class .

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Using whether I would shag her or not is absolutely no barometer of how nice a lassie is.

So you lamped a guy, shagged another man's missus and nearly got thrown out the gaf, not bad for a night's work. XD

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Danny Shes only 37 i think , and i phucking bet you wid shag huv her , shes lovely .

Honestly , shes no a slapper either , shes got class .

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Using whether I would shag her or not is absolutely no barometer of how nice a lassie is.

So you lamped a guy, shagged another man's missus and nearly got thrown out the gaf, not bad for a night's work. XD[/quote]




Aye and i suppose i get the blame for all of it :blue: