If you dont laugh

Your cry

On a train today in London

Mong 1 ... Alright bruv not seen you for time init

Mong 2 ... Nah bruv i been on run from feds init

mOng 1 ...No man what you do init

Mong 2 ... ya know my gash my old

mong 1... yer yer i no her

Mong 2 ...well i give her a cuff ya know

Mong 1 ... ( rolls around the ****ing chair laughing ) fam you are so funny bruv

Mong 2 ...yer well she dissed me init in front of my boys

Mong 1 ...O man she bangers

Mong 2... yer so i cuff her in her lip

Mong 1 ... fam dats is well fun

Mong 1 and mong 2 then punched fists

And when mong 1 gets off train it says to mong 2



Fam call me yer bruv

Yer cuz laters safe bless



Well it went something like that and guess what



both were white and both in mid 20s :blue:

Sorry Mod