This Palm Oil Washed Up In Maryport...

I cannot see the problem as birds will eat owt, in fact I even put them fat balls out for the birds.

It's like them starving folk in Africa moaning that loads of mangos have been washed up on the beach.

Is our Cumbrian wildlife just too fussy and should we send them to Africa to see just how lucky we are over here?

Apparently the palm oil was washed up in decent bite sized chunks as well.

Sounds to me as though Kenny's been swimming off of Allonby and his moisturiser's washed off.

I don't think that there is a daft enough **** alive who is brave enough to swim in Allonby, the sand is also so toxic it melts the soles of your shoes...