why alcohol is usefull

This message is aimed at helping rab kel judd moorlad, oh ok then all of you.

The subconcious keeps popping up. It tells you when your a cu nt. When youve lied etc, when your basically a c unt.

To quieten this voice you drink. The worse the voice gets, the more you drink.

Alcoholics are hopeless cases. The circle of denial is complete, the voice has been drowned in alcohol. EVERYTHING IS SOMEONE ELSES FAULT. All alcoholics that stop, start again. There lives are a wreck, a disaster, an ongoing lump of cancer.

Have a nice day.

*hic*

This doesnt apply to Ken.

Kenny's at the pub so willn't see it.

It's useful in some-way's it makes you do stuff you wouldn't normally do on an soba B)

There is also an downside you could end up forgetting one the most random amazing nights of your life :(

I very rarely get drunk,i usually do something embarrassing and it takes me ages to get over the hangover the next day...

I was erseholed (no bummed) last night, the daft Dabs had to stump up their bets. :D (I wouldn't have went out if they had won).
There was some casual looking idiots in one of the boozers fighting amongst themselves, great entertainment, apart from that I remember getting a kebab and I was told I was home before 12. :O I must be getting old and cannae handle the pace. :blue:

If it weren't for alcohol your daddy wouldn't have popped a load inside your mummy psaw and you wouldn't exist.

Most likely.