Sex, Lies and Politicians

Well well well, I have had to endure ear ache with Doris Johnson coming out of the radio all day, and when confronted with a TV always his pathetic face glowing from it.


It was no secret to me and I'm sure many others that he'd go back into politics at some point.


I've been hearing it all phuckin day, "Doris has Charisma" "Doris is intelligent" "Doris gets things done" "Doris has the fun factor" Doris is a likable fella" "Doris is the peoples man", WHAT A LOAD OF SH!TE !


Lets get it straight.


Doris pledged when up for election to be Mayor of London that he would give 100% to it and NOT take on another job of any sort, THAT IN MY MIND IS GETTING A JOB BY MISS REPRESENTATION AND HE SHOULD BE SACKED FORTHWITH.


Some will say he's got the job done as Mayor already, what has he achieved as Mayor ? HIS PROMISE OF AFFORDABLE HOUSING IS JUST THAT, AN EMPTY PROMISE.


HE'S ACHEIVED WELL TO SLASH THE LONDON POLICE FORCE AND EMPTY FIRE STATIONS ETC ETC...


Others will say he can d

'THE BRITISH PUBLIC ARE TOTALLY STUPID AND GULIBLE VOTING FOR THIS "FUN FACTOR" CLOWN'


Hey, don't be blaming the rest of us for the blond overweight baby being mayor of that cesspit of a capital city. ;D

Enemy within ! Enemy within!

That's just it Stan, I am blaming the rest of the country, from LBC, Five Live and Radio 4 all ringing in from Gateshead, Liverpool, Wales, Redcar etc etc, saying what a funny man he is and what a cracking job he's done down in London, HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW, TOSSPOTS THE LOT OF EM :(