Im on my way

Sitting in Stavanger Airport departures lounge. I will be in Manchester airport around 3 if anyone wants a beer

Pay us one on please, I'll be there at aboot 11.

If you go to the cafe express shop there is a can of tetlys for you

**** that, I'm at Copenhagen airport nursing an GEET MASSIVE glass off of Carlsberg.

Tetleys and Carlsberg are both very very very low down on my list off of acceptable drinks

I'm in an bar where if you* keep the receipt from your* first pint you* get any further pints for have price.

I'm an bit tipsy tbf

Do you* get the 3rd pint have price of the 2nd?

Isn't it a litre in Denmark?

Its half an litre if you are lucky normally point four(4) of an litre