Empathy

Dear Carlisle fans, My heart goes out to you in a time of growing despair, depression and anxiety. Ive been there with Cambridge. We both know the pain of a gradual decline, and eventual relegation to non league, and the horrors that brings.

It must be worse for you because your ten miles from scotland. I mean, Woking away? God help you. Any away game is like emigration to a new country. Barrow being promoted is good though. As you can tell, i not one of those opposition fans that take pleasure at others misfortunes. Oh no, ive suffered to much for that.

Excuse me, ive got a cough. Erggh. Pardon, no please... Ergghhhh.......

Haaaaaaaaaa.

Sorry.

Woking away? Piece off of piss after Plymouth. Thanks for your sympathy about living so near to Scotland though.

Oh, wait though. Your mob couldn't beat us, could you? See youse in the Bananarama league.

Cambridge have never declined, they've always been a sh1tty little club.

They're punching well above their weight currently.