Suggested itinerary for those supporters...

....not wanting to get caught in traffic at the Leeds match:

1. Set off for the match at 3.05 pm, thus avoiding anyone travelling to the game
2. Park your vehicle at Tesco Extra (up to 3 hours free parking).
3. Have a pint in the Corn Law Rhymer at 3.15 pm, thus avoiding congestion at the bar.
4. Arrive at the ground at 3.40 pm and be first in the queue for your match day Bovril
5. Have catheter fitted to avoid congestion in toilets.
6. Check one of the TV screens for the Millers score thus avoiding the embarrassment of having to ask a supporter.
7. Eat your cheese spread and piccalilli sandwiches while watching the Millerettes from the touchline.
8. Give a youth £5 with instructions to boo Greeny in the second half and shout “rubbish” at least a dozen times.
9. Leave the ground at 4.00 pm, thus avoiding anyone travelling home from the game.
10. Check MillersMad match thread for the score and get some idea of how the game went.
11. Post your views on MillersMad on how the

You been stalking me?

Number 7. "Eat your cheese spread and piccalilli sandwiches while watching the Millerettes from the touchline". seems sort of pervy

Omg the plastics I only stay when we're winning won't like this.

Personally I love it

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Originally Posted by jolly_roger

You been stalking me?

Number 7. "Eat your cheese spread and piccalilli sandwiches while watching the Millerettes from the touchline". seems sort of pervy

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I see what you mean Jolly and didn't realise how pervy it sounded until you pointed it out. I should have put potted meat sandwiches.

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Originally Posted by Deepmidwinter

You been stalking me?

Number 7. "Eat your cheese spread and piccalilli sandwiches while watching the Millerettes from the touchline". seems sort of pervy

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I see what you mean Jolly and didn't realise how pervy it sounded until you pointed it out. I should have put potted meat sandwiches.[/quote]

Good job it didn't mention saveloys or gherkins

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Originally Posted by jolly_roger

You been stalking me?

Number 7. "Eat your cheese spread and piccalilli sandwiches while watching the Millerettes from the touchline". seems sort of pervy

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I see what you mean Jolly and didn't realise how pervy it sounded until you pointed it out. I should have put potted meat sandwiches.[/quote]

Good job it didn't mention saveloys or gherkins[/quote]

Jimmy Saveloys?

Or Philip Schofield's little "friend" Gordon the Gherkin

Ah, the ferkin gherkin

Summat up wi your two...haha