Help from the ALMIGHTY

United have a chaplain for the first team, and have now appointed chaplains for the womens team, and all the other youth teams. Chalky, do County have God on their side, or Bury. You need someone on your side. A bishop is indicated.

As for the rest of you, and your miserable woe begotten lives, isnt it time you started moving up the spiritual tree? What?, you dont know how.? Then find out. It will take the rest of your lives. And the next ten thousand. Before even a spot of difference can be seen.

I can hear the laughter down the Newmarket Road. So sad.

St John.

No God doesnt support Notts and thats a fact,i would think its more likely that Old Nick is more of a vistor to Meadow Lane if im honest
Do you believe in God Frank,im still undecided if im honest, havent been to church in months and not really bothered either

The Chaplain at Carlisle officiated at a ceremony which I attended when the ashes of a messageboarder were buried behind one of the goals. I'm sure that the Chaplain at Cambridge can make the same arrangements when your time's up Frank. Any day soon if your beetroot features are any hint.

Its up to you Chalky. You have to find meaning in your own life. Start reading about all the religions, start your own. Read psychology books, they all hint at something bigger, more mysterious. Look into yourself. Commune with yourself, love yourself like you did your ex or coco. Be aware of what your drawn to. God does support County by the way.

As it turns out, no he doesn't.

Oh yes he does.