Should the club do a promotional video..

.like this? >;)XD
http://Youtu.be/wTbe4sZZKy8

Not a bad idea. Surely there must be a budget for this sort of advertising.

Should do one with chuckle brothers, Howard Webb, Dean Andrew and let's not forget our very own Kempo with his choice of clothing over his head/face ;)

Could invite crock players as extras and see if any are willing to play XD

The 10 second advert before it plays could be, Dexter Blackstock, the agent for THAT special deal.