Manchester by the sea

Cambridge city are playing Slough on saturday. It will be minus 2, the ground and ball will be like concrete, the players wont be able to kick the ball higher than their kneecaps, they will be hugging themselves to keep warm.

Aliens then attack, shooting rays that reduce the crowd to frying meat. The Russians then explode a nuclear bomb, liquidising everything, with thousands of paratroops parachuting down firing machine guns. Then, oddly, the Universe implodes in a flash, everything dissolves. Instantly. Where the earth was is empty.

I demand all of that happens rather than spend a second watching Manchester by the sea.

Baron Von Ribbentrop.

Its a sad world that we live in Frank

Manchester is nowhere near to the sea.. Some of off you no phook all about geometry..

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Originally Posted by Psaw

Cambridge city are playing Slough on saturday. It will be minus 2, the ground and ball will be like concrete, the players wont be able to kick the ball higher than their kneecaps, they will be hugging themselves to keep warm.

Aliens then attack, shooting rays that reduce the crowd to frying meat. The Russians then explode a nuclear bomb, liquidising everything, with thousands of paratroops parachuting down firing machine guns. Then, oddly, the Universe implodes in a flash, everything dissolves. Instantly. Where the earth was is empty.

I demand all of that happens rather than spend a second watching Manchester by the sea.

Baron Von Ribbentrop.

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Ah, you've been to Scotland then.

For gods sake.