B**tard, Tadger & Cock - Fantastically named England players of the past

Some absolute corkers here (and don't we have very boring names in comparison?):

Segar B**tard
William Bromley-Davenport
Cuthbert Burnup
Allenby Chilton
Jack Cock
Warney Cresswell
Francis Cuggy
Harry Daft
Ronnie Dix
Percy de Paravicini
Redfern Froggatt
Leslie Gay
Harwood Greenhalgh
Doctor Greenwood
Hubert Heron
Elphinstone Jackson
Bedford Jezzard
Ephraim Longworth
Cuthbert Ottaway
Harry Pantling
Edward Hagarty Parry
Thelwell Pike
Seth Plum
James F. M. Prinsep
Syd Puddefoot
Thurston Rostron
Rupert Sandilands
Ernald Scattergood
Charles Eastlake Smith
Alf Spouncer
Bert Sproston
James "Tadger" Stewart
Alfred Strange
Fred Titmuss
Pelham von Donop
Russell Wainscoat
Tom "Pongo" Waring
Reginald de Courtenay Welch
Charles & Geoffrey Plumpton Wilson
William Winckworth
Cecil Wingfield-Stratford

No list should be without Courtney Bigguns-Lately

He was great in the net.

Going by the other names he actually could have played for England at the turn of the 19th/ 20th century!

Segar B**tard's Wikipedia entry is hilarious too.