I will vote for any party that does the following:

Bans baseball caps, especially those padded ones.

Bans the wearing of jogging bottoms and tracksuits, in public places. Exceptions will be made for athletes etc, who will be allowed to wear them in sporting arenas.

Bans smoking reefer in public. It is illegal after all.

Bans those energy drinks that come in fluorescent coloured cans the size of dustbins.

Makes pitbull terriers, illegal.

Fines any white person guilty of affecting a Jamaican accent or uses gangsta jargon.

Fines anyone showering the pavements with phlegm.

Jails anyone immediately who plays rap music on their phone.





Over to you lot.

Owen Jones will be after you.

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Originally Posted by great_fire

Owen Jones will be after you.

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i have read that book. Complete post graduate tosh.

Tis unveils "radical" manifesto but falls short on his demands !

Bit lightweight - much more to demand than that........

.......and you've missed the "C" off the front of "rap" music !

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Originally Posted by the_idiotb_stardson

Bans baseball caps, especially those padded ones.

Bans the wearing of jogging bottoms and tracksuits, in public places. Exceptions will be made for athletes etc, who will be allowed to wear them in sporting arenas.

Bans smoking reefer in public. It is illegal after all.

Bans those energy drinks that come in fluorescent coloured cans the size of dustbins.

Makes pitbull terriers, illegal.

Fines any white person guilty of affecting a Jamaican accent or uses gangsta jargon.

Fines anyone showering the pavements with phlegm.

Jails anyone immediately who plays rap music on their phone.





Over to you lot.

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So Labours out of the window then IBS

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.......and you've missed the "C" off the front of "rap" music !

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That must be the oldest cliche in the world lbj and it obviously comes from someone who totally misunderstands it. Rap has to survive being unpopular despite trying to compete in a market where it has a low share of the action and is up against other genres that clearly have more money spent on them. In addition it is constantly hammered by every other type of music despite occasionally flattering to deceive with songs that almost make the grade, but not quite. I remember Sugar Hill Gang putting in a fine performance with Rappers Delight and will always quote that as the gold standard when rap gets a bad 'rap' (pun fully intended).

A few more to add to the manifesto.

1. A tattoo ban if you're on any form of state benefit
2. A media ban on the word "amazing"
3. A ban on using extended pauses just before announcing the answer or result in a TV show
4. A ban on celebrity millionaires asking for charitable donations from the rest of us.
5. A ban on the BBC running middle class luvvie charity events like Comic Relief
6. A ban on Wimbledon tennis on BBC1, move it to the other channels
7. Election coverage limited to 10 minutes on major news programs
8. A complete ban on election coverage on local TV programs when the program follows another news bulletin where its just been covered.
9. A ban on repeating the weather forecast 5 minutes after we've just been told.
10. A ban on any program that has a presenter/host that's obviously been chosen because of their ***uality, gender or skin colour and not due to their talent.


oh and a last entry:-

11. A ban on whooping for no reason in TV live audiences.

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Owen Jones will be after you.

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Grrrrrrr :)

Places a ban on anyone using a food bank if they have any of the following:

- money for fags
- A Sky TV contract
- A mobile phone contract
- money for beer
- a 65" TV

In other words, I'll vote for anyone who renders food banks obsolete.

(I know, I'm all heart)