O/T From the mouths of Babes

I know there is a bunch of these about but this one really made me loff. The reply of a young bible student in South Carolina to a quizz question.

"Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage."

Alog the same lines.

"A Christian should have only one wife, This is called monotony."

Woody from the pen of a parent when I was teaching PE-

Dear Sir, I do not want Timothy to go to the swimming pool until he has learnt to swim.

You couldn't make it up.

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Originally Posted by abbobrom

Woody from the pen of a parent when I was teaching PE-

Dear Sir, I do not want Timothy to go to the swimming pool until he has learnt to swim.

You couldn't make it up.

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Wonderful!