Wiv got £8,000,000,000 to spend. Get cracking !

A read sumweer the total worth of our new owners wor arrand £8 billion (8000 million parnds). Spare us a copper Guv forra striker and one or two others.

A can imagine the scene nar. A dark room filled with the aroma of cigar smoke, the theme from High Noon playing quietly in the background. In walks Big Chien with a minder. He sits opposite the agent and puts a leather suitcase inscribed with the initials CL on the table. They stare at each other, Big Chien taking a long draw on his cigar, then leans forward to release the catches on the case. Up flips the lid and their it lay, £100 million pounds in crisp, new £50 notes.
Big Chien says, "Burram not going a give you that" in a poor Chris Tarrant accent. "Got any bargains mate a can use the clubs money to buy ?"

Arrrrrmuch ? Del, Rodney, and Uncle Albert, Slater all in attendance
"To Hong Kong and Back "

XD XD "Weer going a sail there aren't we"
"From Hull"
"Hull ! That's up North innit".

Hecky has 7 million to spend if we beat Sunderland. 5 million on Sam Winnall and 2 million on squad players. Supplimented with loans.

Source was twenty blokes p1ssing together in Ponty bogs after match. Dont normally read into owt like that but when there's so many saying same thing it makes your ears prick.

listening to some of the comments walking darn stairs after match made me laugh even my 11 yo said are you lot on drugs they were yapping on about having to spend 10 million this jan window. my kid said we'll be lucky if we spend 500k would you spend all ya dole money in one go? ya know it got some good laughs.

Tha can't beeat a Pissoyle Rumour Ponte. Better than a Chipoyle Queue Rumour.

Luv the rumours during transfer windaz

Prick up your ears in the urinals ?! It musta been crowded in theear.

Poison PIG winnall let him keep going on loans as far away as possible

Thus a bit of pilloconia going on here, let's just wait and see what happens in the transfer windows cos nobody knows owt