Dyche's dirty worm diet...

Apparently this is how he developed the gravelly voice!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...ravel-11863143

They are lovely cut up on Muesli.

Earthworms bollox, his voice is like that because he eats nails with his porridge.

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Dyche is an English surname. It is topographical and describes a person who lived by a ditch or dike.

that expains it - wouldn't want all those little worms burrowing holes in the dike and weakening it - so needed a worm finder general to catch them....could also explain his defensive prowess.

:D

And I thought the Diet of Woms was a Council that took place in the early months of 1521. Maybe we could do a worm goal celebration though not with real earthworms obviously.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

I'll cut their heads off
suck their guts out
and throw their skins away
Surprising how us girls can eat
worms three times a day
That's how we get our wiggles.


No mention of gravelly voices, now Sean about that wiggle!

There are a lot of different versions though.