O/T It's Hell to be old

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!



An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a semen sample

to test his sperm count as part of his physical exam.



The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and

bring back a sample tomorrow.'



The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the

previous day.



The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,

it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.’



'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then

with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with

the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.



'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,

first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'

it between her knees, but still nothing . . .'



The doctor was shocked! 'YOU ASKED YOUR NEIGHBOUR?'



The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'





Made me smile XD