OT: Parody twitter a/c

Slow weekend and stumbled across the AH parody twitter a/c. The last one is suspended so not sure how long the new one will last. For light entertainment and providing you don't take it seriously some of it is quite clever and funny

BigAlanHardy Retweeted
BigAlanHardy
‏ @BigAlanHardy1
Oct 8

FOR SALE, not needed for the next 12 months due to circumstances beyond my control
✅ One not so careful owner
✅ 240,000 miles
✅ Parking space at the Lane
✅ Attracted to speed cameras
✅ Slight head divot in the drivers side roof

DM me for a test drive #Notts 👍👍
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BigAlanHardy Retweeted


I did say don't take it all too seriously

Must be a bloody good car, I remember recently Alan Hardy (the real one on Radio Nottingham) claiming that he had driven 20,000 miles in the last week working on targets before the transfer window closed. That works out at 119 miles every single hour, so even 77mph would be nowhere near fast enough!