O/T joke to cheer things up. Three men and a dog.

Tom goes down to his local for his regular nightly pint taking his dog with him.


As they turn through the pub door, un noticed by Tom the dog squats and craps on the door mat.


Tom continues to the bar and orders his pint.


In comes Dick puts one foot in the dog mess and slides into the bar banging his face on the brass rail.


Dick shakes his head and recovers and orders his pint which he has just started and Harry comes in and does the same as Tom but with more facial damage.


Dick helps Harry up and says "blimey mate I've just done that"

So Harry thumps Dick.

My mate married a Korean lass and one day he comes in from work and she had made a Korean curry from scratch.

He was totally gutted ... He loved that dog .

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

I was once waiting at a bus stop while eating some fish and chips
Standing next to me was an old lady with a small jack Russell
The annoying hound kept pestering me barking and jumping hoping for a tasty morsel.
I turned to the old lady and asked...
‘Excuse me do you mind if throw your dog a bit ?’
‘yes if you like’ she replied

So I picked up the scruffy mutt and threw it over the wall.