You have two cows :

Two cows 🐄🐄 theory explains various "isms".

#Socialism: You have two cows and you give one to your neighbor.

#Communism: You have two cows; the Government/state takes both and gives you some milk.

#Neo-Humanism (#PROUT): You have two cows; and both are yours. Govt/state has nothing to do, but will help to buy another one more.You run co-operative milk business. No tax on income up to some level.

In Democracy, you have two cows🐄🐄. You ask your neighbor what to do with them? You debated. The cows 🐄🐄escaped. Your other neighbor suddenly gets two cows🐄🐄.

#Fascism: You have two cows; the Government/state takes both and sells you some milk.

#Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

#Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

#TraditionalCapitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An #AmericanCorporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A #FrenchCorporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

#JapaneseCorporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An #ItalianCorporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A #SwissCorporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

#ChineseCorporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your.
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