So this is Christmas

And it is incumbent upon someone to start a thread wishing goodwill to all ramkind, even DCFCArmy.

What would we all like for Christmas for the rest of the season?

12 goals from Rooney,
11 players in via the transfer window,
10 clean sheets,
9 points not deducted for selling the ground,
8 th place for Forest
7 wins away from home
6 th place and playoffs *
5 players out via the transfer window,
4 new investors,
3 points from Forest,
2 hat tricks for Waghorn
and Tom Lawrence in the Pear Tree Inn on St Thomas Road


* included for rA, rest of us lack the optimism!

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Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone

And it is incumbent upon someone to start a thread wishing goodwill to all ramkind, even DCFCArmy.

What would we all like for Christmas for the rest of the season?

12 goals from Rooney,
11 players in via the transfer window,
10 clean sheets,
9 points not deducted for selling the ground,
8 th place for Forest
7 wins away from home
6 th place and playoffs *
5 players out via the transfer window,
4 new investors,
3 points from Forest,
2 hat tricks for Waghorn
and Tom Lawrence in the Pear Tree Inn on St Thomas Road


* included for rA, rest of us lack the optimism!

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Geoff. Pmsl even my wife laughed and she's not done that since the first time I dropped my trousers

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Originally Posted by mistaram

Geoff. Pmsl even my wife laughed and she's not done that since the first time I dropped my trousers

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Well that's given me 2 laughs in this thread afraid I can't add a 3rd, but there's at least 1 wheel fallen from the Forest bus so far

If you aint happy at Xnas read the poem above and smile

Tis now the winter equinox and the days start getting longer from tomorrow which is actually what Xams was all about!

Rather a good ditty though!

There's a song doing the rounds on FB at the moment dedicated to all bar staff at closing time and should be sung by them to any tardy customers.

The song is to the "feed the world" song, the chorus is "Do they know it's time to f*ck off home?"

I hope that's a 3rd one to raise a smile in this thread.

It might be, but as the one person in the world not to use FB I shall never know!

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Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone

It might be, but as the one person in the world not to use FB I shall never know!

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I had hoped the chorus line might raise a titter. Apparently it didn't.

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Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone

It might be, but as the one person in the world not to use FB I shall never know!

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Two!

I'm the third one of the 'wise men'!!