Crisis services for United Fans

After home defeats im sure the directors are unaware of the fans filing silently home, some weeping openly, while they get their gin and tonics in the boardroom. Some of them, those with an anchor in reality, would hold the tonic.

As they file home, the fans have a choice of suicide by alcohol poisoning in a pub, or by 6-30 or whenever, putting their heads in the oven when they get home. Its time for the do gooders to help, you know, the trust.

Open a call centre for United fans, Radio Cambridgeshire does not accurately reflect fans feelings, if it did, there would be a stampede of ambulances. Psychiatric first aid would be to go to the Abbey saturday, pay for admission, then go home, you dont have to go in.

You will have done your bit. Leave the game to those who think that THAT is football, and are optimistic regardless, of reality.

Theresa of Duxford.