10 Million Star Systems Scanned

An Australian observatory has scanned 10 million star systems with some sort of thingummy jig and were unable to detect any form of alien life that leaves a signature like radio waves or whatever.

It just so happens that i have one of those detectors, i bought it on Amazon. When i drive past the Abbey stadium and turn it on, no blips show on its read out.

Even when i point it at a person. It does blip when i point it at a person walking on Newmarket Road, so it does work.

Billy of Coleridge Road. Up St Bedes, we always slaughtered those blighters.