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Just creaked and groaned out of the car in front of my daughters house in The French Quarter after a criminal seven hour drive from home. My backside fells like, well it dosen't feel of anything to be honest.
Worth it though, beautiful evening here, around 75F and not a cloud in the sky. Claimed my spot on the porch to watch the weekends games so all we need now is the first of the "Hurricanes" to arrive.
Tough assignment but some one has to do it.
Come on Mi Babbies!!
Woody reminds me about the Yorkshireman with piles.
He gos into yon Chemists and says "Dos yow sell arse creme"?
The Chemist says "I dos, Magnum or Corneto".
Eeeeh! Reet good joke that!Quote:
Originally Posted by abbobrom
How about the old man who goes to the doctor and says " I've got a problem down there, you know Doc, the squitters"
The doctor says" Well what's the concern then old chap are you nor regular enough"!
"Oh aye" replies the old man, "I'm regular enough, 8 o'clock every morning without fail".
"Where's the problem then?", inquires the doctor.
I don't get out of bed until 9" comes the reply!
Well done Abbo and Woody. Made me larf out loud with both of those! XD