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My bid for TV stardom.
I have been watching channel 4s dinner programme, celebrity of course. Fascinating stuff, it doesnt take much to find fame.
I am appealing to producers to give me a chance.
I want to become a british Tony Clifton, Andy Kaufmanns alter ego. I could go on chat shows and just reduce it to rubble, behaving in the most disgusting manner, but before that, take the p out of everything. I look forward to getting on that Irishmans show and johnathan ross.
I would have to wear some sort of suit to hide my real identity, something like the Lone Ranger, long hair, a mask and a cigar. I could make millions.
I will be sure to get a request for a gig from United, the answer is no.
I am being serious, all those interested post on here with an email address.
Did you notice the racist comment,? look forward to much more.
Del of Burwell.