P1ss-Poor Queen's Speech

With all the secrecy this year surrounding the contents of Betty's speech a thought we might be in forra cracker.

Betty leaning towards us saying, "Nar then mi owd, listen to this, cos summat's not been reyt rarnd here this year. Kate and Meghan ev done sum reyt bitching and feyting. A told Harry that Meghan wont reyt forrim and she worra piece a work, burri wunt listen, Av done wi 'em. And aar Andy can't keep away frum them young lasses. A know he's no angel burriz mixing wi wrong crowd nar. Am stuck here at Windsor wi Phil. Iz not good company and is still mekkin racist quips when he sees a foreigner on tele."

None a that in the speech. All we ed wo the usual stuff.
Still that crawler Nick Witchell thought it wo wonderful.

Blame the BBC SB not Nick Witchell - he will milk it as long as he can and good luck to him, but thas reight he is a crawler