Cambridge v Burnley EXTRAVAGANZA.
Ladieeeeeeeees and gentlemen, i have the pleasure of presenting a challenge match between two heavyweights.
On my right, the TORY grandee, a kind suvvern softee, but with a literary punch as hard as it gets, weighing in with a brain bigger than Jupiter, the champion of the free world.........PSAW.........
HORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....PSAW PSAW PSAW.........
On my left, a light weight heavyweight, tipping the scales at 6 stone 2 pounds, the sasquatch of the north, cloth capped, whippet owning red, ALFINCALIBOOOOOOOOOO....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
The bout will take place Tuesday the 19th.
Here is the midweek list of fixtures. There is a mixture.
Group A
Leicester v Chelsea.
Blackburn v Swansea.
Derby v Bournemouth
Rotherham v Stoke.
Group B
Crewe v Bristol Rovers
MK V Fleetwood.
Cheltenham v Newport
Southend v Cambridge.
Group C
Tranmere v Forest Green
Bromley v Sutton
Solihull v Weymouth
Yeovil v Notts co.
Usual rules apply, may the best man win, which will be PSAW.
CAMBRIDGE CAMBRIDGE RA RA RA.
Place your bets.
The fixtures are midweek so not to clash.
