Who gets the whistle?

Lets hope shes not on a red card for the honeymoon
Referees Howard Webb and Bibiana Steinhaus marry - BBC Sport" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56734091

I guess it at least solves the problem of having to explain the offside rule to the wife XD

And both ex coppers, so where’s the truncheon?

They didn't stick with tradition and opted for a Clattenburg cake instead.

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Originally Posted by Grist_To_The_Mill

And both ex coppers, so where’s the truncheon?

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...I suspect they've been playing "hide the truncheon"...B)

Will she, allow play to continue, when a offence occurs, & the non-offending
partner, benefits from the advantage. :O

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Originally Posted by CAMiller

I guess it at least solves the problem of having to explain the offside rule to the wife XD

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Now that is funny CAM 😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by Ericsladkilnhurst

Will she, allow play to continue, when a offence occurs, & the non-offending
partner, benefits from the advantage. :O

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No but post copulation she will be expecting a video review from a bunch of anonymous blokes judging whether or not Webb had a part of his anatomy over the line.