Thankyou to the Americans.

One of the Yankees, the one with ten per cent ownership has stumped up a million quid to fix the toilets at the Abbey, or as Posh fans would say, the Shabby. How true.

Paul Barry has worked wonders there. Well done. I always think of America as an inferior Britain, now peopled by insurgents crying foul at every opportunity.

Wearing skates, and figure hugging plastic, while smoking dope, fomenting revolution, and taking offence at everything. The national dish of America are menus, and they suffer an arrested adolescence that California and Seattle can claim unopposed.

One of the virtues of the British is the studied insult, and because America is effectively unarmed, we all need to be kind. Americans have no royal family, though they can get invited for tea if they are a president... For ten minutes. Lets face it, there is no merit to being American save for building a new bog at the Shabby.

Thank god you dont live in America, you will be worked to death, no socialism there. The new Shabby thrones will have been paid for in blood, blown prostrates, cancer, depression, etc from those who actually worked.

Mel, of Barton.

It's a good job you didn't fight in the second world war as I think that you would be on the side of Germany and bringing shame to your parents,you would see yourself as a Himmler or somebody in high command but in reality you would be Sargent Schulz from Hogan's Heroes

Ha Ha Ha. Papa did, and he would have been proud. I often curse the outcome of the war as i would have been well placed as his son to have kept the british cowed. He would have approved of my shout of fire at the dawn till dusk firing squads, mainly i suspect of posh fans.

I would have looked brilliant in my nazi uniform, scowling, looking through you, and doing the gun thing with my fingers.

Meanwhile I would be down in my cellar with my hands covering my ears singing Vera Lynne songs to myself quaffing industrial strength medication to hide from the madness outside,the Nazi's took a very view of of depression didn't they Frank? Would you be prepared to put me against the wall and pull the trigger on me?

Of course. What would save you is singing " We are the famous, the famous Cambridge", and wearing a United scarf.

Would you join the resistance, or would you become a good nazi.? We could get a couple of Alsations, and go hunting the resistance in the Breckland, or some other forest.
They are bound to hide out there. I could get those heavy calibre machine guns that fire two hundred rounds in a second.

Does it sound like fun?. If we catch any alive, we could make them watch videos of Notts County, or Cambridge.

Any video of Cambridge prior to last season is bound to induce seizures, fits, major depression, a loss of the will to live, and hives. Death will soon follow.

Watching County will be worse, resulting in almost immediate cessation of any indication of life.

If you are reading this, and of a sensitive disposition.....its a joke.

The devil wears many masks Frank

Are you sure you know which is a devil, and who is an angel? The beast will be lining up on the French coast again, maybe in our lifetimes. While you are in your bunker, i will be manning the beach front at Clacton, Cromer or Hunstanton.

And will lose my life, which is ok. As long i plug a few of those fikkkrs first.

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Are you sure you know which is a devil, and who is an angel? .

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I'm very gullible Frank,I'm a conman's dream,the devil would run circles around me as I can't see through people even when it's obvious,I always give people the benefit of the doubt that has come back to bite me

Thats not unusual. Scotty once said, fool me once, fool you, fool me twice, fool me. You have to get burned sometimes to know the difference, getting fooled twice is a problem, especially when the fooler wears skirts.