United fans go bonkers

At getting a draw. Can i remind you that the excitement of a first day does mean over performance. Oxford may or may not be challengers.

Drawing at home is not good enough, because losing away, as you surely will, will relegate you. Accrington are a footballing side that wont impact the top, and will be more of a test.

Even Swindon, who had seven players six weeks before the start of the season will be more of a gauge, lose that and your euphoria will be a likewise deep depression.

Made worse by yours truly. You know i talk sense, the difference being that you cant face reality, so will disagree.

Which makes relegation so enjoyable for me, too be a witness to your suffering.

Its worth keeping count of how much the club is paying because of my absence. £30 so far. There are so few United fans it makes a difference.

Tadzeuz of Black Horse Drove.