Shepshed Dynamo

Shepshed is one of those clubs you follow, or i follow through the newspaper results. There was a club before this one called Shepshed Charterhouse.

This club plays in Butthole lane. Yes it does. I looked up the club because i stood behind the dugout and wondered who the manager was. He stood in almost silence, muttering occasionally, while the assistant was giving it the verbals Mark Bonner style.

It is what assistants do, while the manager looks on wisely. Cant find out who they are though.

If you go to Shepshed, you will have to travel along Butthole Lane.

p.s, The dynamo name is a bit silly. Its a charger that you bolt to a bike frame, and a pick up lies against a tyre to generate electricity.

It says online that Damian Beckford Quailey is Shepsheds manager,if he was black then it would be him,I noticed that they don't play their games at Shepshed but Dovecote,a lovely part of the country

There was an elderly grey haired gentleman in a tracksuit prowling the touchline, muttering and shouting incoherently, i thought he was the manager, it was Quailey shouting instructions, even where to stand. As a player, you can only stand so much of that.