ot willing to swap

2 gallon of diesel for a doctors appointment.

XD...Yes had that sent yesterday...great humour some folk have.



TAX ON S E X!!!! Start panic shagging!

Breaking news!!!!

Sperm banks are running low because every w.anker in the UK is at a petrol station.

Crash, a quick one for you.

Did you know that the flesh on the inside of your cheeks is identical to the flesh inside a vagina.






You're licking the inside of your cheek now aren't you?

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Originally Posted by Brin

Crash, a quick one for you.

Did you know that the flesh on the inside of your cheeks is identical to the flesh inside a vagina.






You're licking the inside of your cheek now aren't you?

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...or reaching for some mouth wash to get rid of the taste of fish XD

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...or reaching for some mouth wash to get rid of the taste of fish XD

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A lot to be said for a Birds Eye XD

Remember those Scampi Fries they use to sell in pubs in the 80's?....f.ooking hell your fingers really took on the smell of a good time if you get my drift.

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A lot to be said for a Birds Eye XD

Remember those Scampi Fries they use to sell in pubs in the 80's?....f.ooking hell your fingers really took on the smell of a good time if you get my drift.

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You can still buy them Brin, 1.60 a packet.

What’s the difference between petrol and paraffin?














There’s no f in petrol

Apparently Esso and Shell are offering a free gift for every queuing customer with a jerry can.

It's an inflatable sausage with a velcro strap to fix to the forehead

And theres me Brin trying to get my head down to my Arse to lick in between my cheeks hahaha.