The abalone snail gives Cambridge United a run for its money

The Abalone snails physical composition houses five a ssholes. Just imagine the relief when letting go at nine in the morning.

Certainly, the flush would need to run for much longer than the usual fif**** seconds or so, and be active throughout the act of expulsion. If it didnt, im sure that there would be overflow.

Im not referring to the snail, having such liberal plumbing would only result in a miniscule amount, but to Cambridge united, and its human Abalones.

Such cascades would need specialist arrangements, with aqueducts leading to the sea, even then a brown mass would still be apparent well out to sea.

I wonder if five a ssholes is a well counted, judging by its hateful right wing rhetoric, there must be many more, with many employees.

Indeed, i wonder if the time spent there increases your a ssholes through quantum mechanics, after all, if you need to fly, you need wings.

If you need to spout s hit, and run an Argentinian third division club, you need as many a sholes as you can get.

Jim, of the Enterprise.

p.s Lankester is injured....again. A high number of footballers get through a footballing career without ever playing many games at all.

That geezer at Arsenal was one, it came from southampton and even played for england. I remember a colleague, so to speak, who spent his whole career ill, drawing a salary for nowt, and with a big pension.

Only in England.