Stevenage v Cambridge in Mickey Mouse Cup

The FA cup is now a mickey, and Minnie mouse competition, so what on earth is this? The only way i would attend is if Tallulah Bankhead was playing.

Im sure play would be held up while Tallulah got her way with a player, only to discover she was the wrong gender. Surely this game is like Blancmange, pathetic, useless, and tasteless. To call it third rate is about right, with fourth rate players, United have brought two youngsters in.

Winning is no compensation, who cares? The standard will be like having a pot of paint thrown into your face. Truly, the modern footballer is talentless.

And to you, who will go. Why?, is your life really this empty? Having said that, the road to Stevenage, staring at the road markings while someone else drives, is much better than the One show and eastenders.

Is it better than eating under cooked pork? Or a bolognese with green mould.? Touch and go there.

And heres the shocker. The players are paid to deliver this trash.

Ralph of Burleigh Street.