Captains Log, Stardate 3078

I writ an episode of Star Trek Voyager with Janeway, with the above title, just before covid hit, they accepted it. Because of a spatial anomaly, Janeway is transported back to earth, and materialises on the Habbin Terraces during a game.

She becomes upset. Harvey Knibbs comes on, as sub of course, as a first team spot will always be out of reach. Being bright as a button, in that short time, she gets football, and knows Knibbs has a footballing club foot.

She tries to phaser him, an entirely practical choice, but misses repeatedly. The spectators thinks its a light show. At half time, due to diversity, Mongolian long singing is put on. This puts her on the brink of madness, and collapse.

On her mobile, she searches Cambridge United 2021 and realises the club has been hijacked by commies, she is a fan by now.

With long singing still going on she launches an attack on the directors box which vapourises, but misses everyone as they are in the bar eating saurkraut and drinking vodka.

She waits for the start of the second half and ambushes Knibbs, missing again.

She is arrested by the police who try to understand her, and dont draw their trunches.

She is taken to Fulbourn where they ask her where shes from, and she says the planet trito, born in 3052. They sign the papers to have her committed, then another spatial anomaly opens up, to transport her back.

Not bad eh.