O/T How do you like your crumpet?
I think this his has been covered before but I'll raise the question again seeing as how Aldi have started selling rectangular shaped crumpets, making them a perfect shape for the toaster. This is a great idea instead of trying to shoot your round shaped ones in the air and catch em when they're done.
I digress, I prefer my crumpet medium with loads of Lurpak on em. I did try to find my marmite but I think her indoors has thrown it out as she hates it. Not called for me thinks.
Anyway how do you like yours?