Oldham arrive to find that in the away dressing room the heating has failed and so has the plumbing (Steve Evans). If it is a hot day the air conditioning will have failed.
During the match at least 6 yellow cards will occur on the pitch. The ball boys will be 'programmed' to act according to the score at any particular moment (Steve Evans).
One of Evans and Sheridan will get a red card.
How about a draw with everyone pissed off.
The match will be postponed, replayed on a mid-week evening, Oldham will go into a 2 goal lead and there will be a floodlight failure which cannot be fixed for several days.
A better result is Stevenage win 20-0 & send the BIFFO”s down 😀
So you’d rather your lads had a treck to Stevenage that the few miles to Oldham?
According to Doctor Samuel Johnson :-
“You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave Stevenage. Sir, when a man is tired of Stevenage, he is tired of life; for there is in Stevenage all that life can afford.”