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A weasel walks into a bar.
The barman says, ‘I’ve never had a weasel in my bar before, what would you like?’
‘Pop’ goes the weasel.
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Let’s get this going again. Feel free to add your joke any day and help put a smile on faces 😀
Todays
A weasel walks into a bar.
The barman says, ‘I’ve never had a weasel in my bar before, what would you like?’
‘Pop’ goes the weasel.
Everytime I put my clothes up in my wardrobe I get angry.
I think I need hanger management
I went to doctors he said I've got Hypochondria. I said not that as well!
Husband said his wife is threatening to leave him because of his obsession with Status Quo so he said to her I'll get you a gift to cheer you up. She said what are you going to get me? He said Whatever you want!
Better than Nothing at AllQuote:
Originally Posted by gru
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get Pasta
I used to live hand to mouth.
Do you know what changed my life?
Cutlery
(With thanks to the Edinburgh fringe)
I thought this was funny :
https://youtu.be/UAVphPZ4GWE
I’ve invented a new word…
Plagiarism!
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn’t know he could.
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by NYSRich