Rang the doctor

He just rang back, and i requested a brain scan. Without going into the reasons why, he agreed immediately which is unusual, saying that i was discussed regularly by the surgery doctors in regards to what was wrong with me.

I told him that i must have had a lung full of Merijuana, or however you spell that, or someone had spiked a drink with acid. My partner denies it. I wanted a brain scan because i think ive got a calcium deposit on my Medulla Oblongata.

There is something wrong, that world is not quite right. Everytime i look at the football results, it still says Crawley 2 Carlisle 5, no matter how many times in flick the page on, then flick back.

Ive been doing that for an hour now. And it still says you are second. Crazy. If i get the right treatment, reality will reveal Crawley 4 Carlisle 1, or something like that. Crawley are awesome.

Prior to last Saturday, Crawley Town's last defeat by more than 1 goal was on Friday December 30th at Stevenage by the score of 3 - 1.

A Psychiatrist would be a better call Frank 😎