Ask Red John

Maybe I’m wide of the mark here, but I feel like we are all starting to realise there’s so many things RJ can help us with in football and in life. He is the human equivalent of ChatGPT.

So rather than litter other threads with his wisdom, here’s a dedicated space.

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

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Originally Posted by Don Julio

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

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RJ, my cat has stopped going outside because of an uneutered Tom next door. We have spoken to the owners bjt they still haven't done anything about him.

Any advice on how to deter him?

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Originally Posted by Don Julio

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

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Turn the oven on….it should make the difference.

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Originally Posted by WhenTattieFlooredChas

RJ, my cat has stopped going outside because of an uneutered Tom next door. We have spoken to the owners bjt they still haven't done anything about him.

Any advice on how to deter him?

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Buy a dog

Prediction for tomorrow’s match so I can put a bet on?

I have been thinking about buying an electric bike.
There are various types each with their own pros and cons and a wide variance in cost.
My question is what should I think of next ?

Are you going steady with Neil or is it purely physical?

You'll struggle to get him Friday or Saturday.
He has his weekly Zoom calls with Pep, Jurgen......ehm....Neil when they ask his advice on the weekend games.

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Originally Posted by erchieplum

I have been thinking about buying an electric bike.
There are various types each with their own pros and cons and a wide variance in cost.
My question is what should I think of next ?

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Let us know how you get on with the bike…quite a few work places are in a government scheme which help with getting an electric bike and this could well provide a discount. Have a look.