Oak Furniture Land

Having some renovations done to Casa BDB, chose the new living room / dining room furniture a few weeks back. Got dragged out by Mrs BDB yesterday 🤨… picked carpet & new flooring for the downstairs WC.. went back to Oak & chose a 3 & 2 seat settee.. as we had premium delivery option no more cost to add things on… delivery time has gone from the 19th May to the 1st August 🤬

Choose a different one love?? NO…. Ok

Came to the payment screen & she said your paying…..grrrrr

Called for a drink on the way home & she said any ideas for your birthday?

2 seconds later… yes love… a ****ing settee 😎

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Originally Posted by Blackdogblue

Came to the payment screen & she said your paying…..grrrrr

Called for a drink on the way home & she said any ideas for your birthday?

2 seconds later… yes love… a ****ing settee 😎

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Ohhhh,that's what you was on about last night,I couldn't make head nor tail of it when you was p­issed up 🍻

Sorry mate… was suffering from open wallet surgery & Mrs BDB having a pint of Taddy in the Dog… must be 5+ years since she graced the place 😀

Really ****ed off now… because of 🐶…

Apparently I should have used Silk rather than Matt emulsion so have to give it a 4th coat so it is cleanable … anyone want an English Springer Spaniel 🤷*♂️

What are you doing painting your dog whether it's matt or silk?

Anyone remember those 'hilarious' adverts where the wiser, older Oak Furniture Land bloke took the piss out of the younger one for being thick? Banging on his head and getting a wood sound etc.

Still, got to be better than that **** who sells windows on the adverts 'I say you buy one, you get one free' yes him.