O/T Dad Jokes 7

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it

A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off!"

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Phil, did this dyslexic man who walked into a bra feel a right tit or maybe he felt a left one!

He just made a boob……..