Im open to offers.

On the Gravas board theres a link to a new website called under the mainstand, and is sponsored by a beer, and is written by pimply youths.

I am open to offers of sponsorship, this is what i have to offer.

1, A gifted writer.
2 Humour.
3 A different perspective.
4 Truth.
5 Or as i see it.
6 A need to end Cambridge United.
7 And start a new club. Free from the past.
8 And its blood suckers.
9 Taking the pi sinoir.
10 Mocking.
11 Ending eternal struggle.
12 Investing in the first team, in my case with words.

You will have to join this website to communicate, a crate of beer or half a dozen pinot grigio wont do.

Thank you.

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Originally Posted by Psaw

I am open to offers of sponsorship, this is what i have to offer.

1, A gifted writer.
2 Humour.
3 A different perspective.
4 Truth.
5 Or as i see it.
6 A need to end Cambridge United.
7 And start a new club. Free from the past.
8 And its blood suckers.
9 Taking the pi sinoir.
10 Mocking.
11 Ending eternal struggle.
12 Investing in the first team, in my case with words.

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Let’s have a closer look

1. Your posts do make me smile tbf but then again I don’t support Utd so it’s a.. ❌
2. It can be a tad cruel at times soooo… ❌
3. Yeah I suppose so. ✅
4. We have all lied at some point non our lives ❌
5. But you are more often wrong than right ❌
6. It’s not just about you though Frank. ❌
7. You would be slagging it off after the first week ❌
8 There you go ❌
9. I like a good wum (not you piggy) ✅
10. Yes but is that a good thing? ❌
11. You’re not God. ❌
12. You say enough on here ❌

A quick tot up and it’s two ✅ against ten ❌’s

I’m out!

Im out of your league, no pun intended. I will only contemplate Coca Cola, Rank Xerox, Google, Apple etc. Im sure you could only pay me in those cards you used to get in PG Tips tea packets.

When tea came loose and tasted 10x better because ity had time to brew. I took umbrage at no 11 that im not god, i am , little bit, like you.No 6, its not only about me, no it isnt, but those less gifted than me need a guide, in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Only a truthful person, who lives by truth can say this,
Me.

I can save them from themselves, like this. It will be years before owt happens over the ground, people forget, the footprint value will sky rocket over the years, Barry will shrug....ive got to sell. Nowt happens without the consent of the council, if the council dont want a football ground in the city, they will place insurmoutable barriers to re development.

And who runs the council? Cambridge University. The University runs everything, and it will be with the agreement, connivance of Barry.

And the new ground will be a cow shed in Coveney. Only a truthful person, who lives by the truth, no4, can say stuff like this, and knows how the effed up world works. Barry, like the previous, is in it for himself.

Disregard the re decoration of Clare College.

Did you prefer loose tea to bags then Frank,I see teabags as one of the greatest inventions of the grocery world,I still shudder at the thought of the tea my grandma used to make me back inthe 70’s from the pot,practically treacle it was and always had tea leaves escaping into your cup to choke you as you neared the bottom,and the state of the inside of the teapot,she would only rinse it out because it ruined the flavour according to her,one teabag in a cup,water from a kettle and two minutes later a fresh cup of tea and no leaves in the bottom

Heres two ideas for you to make your remaining existence worthwhile, or at least entertaining for me. There is a video by La Roux, only 70 million views its called Bulletproof, some thing about a male preying on a female.

You could do the eye thang, dressed in lederhosen and a pheasent quill on an alpine hat for the 60 plus woman and man. That whiny voice could be fixed by electronics.

Invest a few quid in shares, there are free platforms with a dashboard showing how well you are doing, they wont charge you for trading. Investing in ammunition would be good. Read the investing share news, ive done it on and off for thirty years, since the privatisations, water would be good as well.

If you hang onto shares you get a payout yearly , they are still rolling in after all these years. You can invest in long shots, medical research, mining, electronics.

Tea bags are an abomination.

Have you only just discovered La Roux? I’ve had their album that Bulletproof is from for about 15 years now,it’s a great techno album but I haven’t played it in about five years now,they was big at one time but I haven’t heard from them in a while,as for stocks n shares,nah that’s not my thing,I know nothing about them and if it was easy then everyone would be millionaires,anyway I haven’t got that kind of money anymore as I gave a lot away to ease a guilty soul

(Bulletproof lyrics)
I’ve been there,done that,messed around
I’m having fun,don’t put me down
(Seems relevant)

Ringtons teabags are the best Frank,you don’t even have to go to the shop to get them because they bring them to your door once a month if you ask them to

To while away my time, as someone needs to be here all the time, i got into the city building computer game, on that there is some cracking music, by Lilly La roux, i searched for her and got bulletproof. I dont think ive heard a better voice, ever.

I love how people come across new music Frank,sometimes they aren’t even looking for it when it finds them as you playing the computer game,there’s an infinite number of fantastic songs and artists out there if people just took look around,griff suggested a film to watch called Wicked Little Letters and one of the actors I couldn’t place so looked her up,her name is Anjana Vasan and she has a wonderful voice,a bit like sn Asian Amy Winehouse,I bought her album called a Darker Shade of Country and it’s wonderful,people who only listen to one genre of music don’t know what they are missing out on