Notting Hill carnival

How many stabbings, deaths, rioting and pillaging will take place this year?

Two serious stabbings so far one critical, gets your bets on now.

Oh, and I’ll think you’ll find this is mainly amongst the black community.

Roly, thoughts my friend?

7,000 police officers on a two day festival, now wouldn’t that be nice in Rotherham to quell the dysfunctional knuckle draggers at Manvers.

Currently 33,000 officers serve the Met, yet less than 3,000 serve South Yorkshire, why is this? Before I'm questioned by my usual 'friendly' stalkers, my true stats come from both my Nephew and a very good friend's Son who are both serving SYP officers.