I asked for water Barry gave me gasolene.

A classic lyric from god knows when . Sing da blues man.... ive just spent all night writing these lyrics with music, i cant communicate music so ill just say boom boom instead.

Mama, give me da grape boom boom
Or umma gonna die
Dunna feed me da devil, my craw is full boom boom
Since yesturda.

My tears fall lika da rain my art is brok
i keep slappin da head boom boom
i gotta da yellow blues
As da ballon crept over.

Da line, like a tortoise
In da last minuten.
Umma gonna catcha da ship
To Nicaragua. boom boom

My gal from newmarket road
She laffa at me again
My art is brok boom boom
As she serves up da poison.

The fat man laffs, his harpie laffs too boom boom
O sarf yorks demons that play not
But still too gud.
My head is down.

I ask for fire to burn me
For water to choke boom boom
To be fed charity by my gal
Now is my pain greater than all. boom boom.

Curses.

Curses boom boom.

This is coming out on the Polydor label, it will be guitar in the style of Don Mclean.

Ffs Frank I spat my tea out when I read that it will be in the style of Don McLean 😆

I actually liked it,not sure that the wokes will appreciate it but I did,tbh it’s more reggae or ska than some other genuine black songs that I’ve heard in the past,the message,sentiment and lyrics style could have come straight out of Jamaica in ‘69,it’s just a pity that the Trojan label still isn’t up and running

Get somebody else to record it though,it wouldn’t be the same sang by a 60 odd year old pasty faced white man

10/10

F00king Don McLean 😂