Burey signs

A bit out of the blue but we’ve obviously seen something in the lad and we need bodies…

https://transfer-site.co.uk/other/ty...ort-term-deal/

There is serendipity in there, youve signed a player called Burey, pronounced bury, and you saying you need more bodies. Very cemetery like, like your league posotion. Are your players called bodies?, they certainly play like bodies, corpses.

Making the sign of the cross. Hands together, please lord may Carlisle United limited company stay in div 2. Thankyou. Another sign of the cross.

Maddonna mia.

He looked a bit stiff to me.

Getting a point against Fleetwood was like a hand gripping the side of the hole where the coffin goes, trying to climb out. Or like in that Alien film that was scary, that 10 fott high humanoid gripped by that tentacled monster, slowly pulled into its beak to be eaten alive. Like slowly being relegated.

I know how deeply you all feel about Carlisle, the pain, dissapointment, a lifetime of pain. Subconsciously its being in Hades, burning, coals for comfort, no escape.

The worst will happen.

O well.

Fleetwood lost 3-1 at Port Vale, Frank, why don’t you go on their board and tell them.