O/T Old Lady Reminiscing On Her Life - " What Are Seniors Worth "

Old Lady reminiscing on her life - " What are Seniors Worth ".

Did you know that old folk are worth a fortune ? Silver in their hair.
Gold in their teeth, Stones in their kidneys, Lead in their feet &
Gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw you last, A few changes have
come into my life, Frankly I have become a frivolous old girl, I am
seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, WILL power helps me out of bed, Then I visit
JOHN, Net it is time for Mr Kellog, followed by the refreshing company
of Mr Tetley, or my other friend I just call his initials P.G.

Then someone comes who I do not like Arthur Ritis, he knows he is not
welcome, but he insists, and what more, he stays for the rest of the day.
He does not like to stay in one place at a time, so he takes me from
joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed with
Johnny Walker, What a life.

Oh yes I am flirting with Al Zeimer,
The minister called the other day, and said that at my age, I should be
thinking of the hereafter, I told him, " Oh I do, all the time No matter
where I am, in the bedroom, kitchen, sitting room or even in the
garden, I stop and ask myself ......... now what am I here after ".