Amorim?s promise of jam tomorrow at Manchester United is already spread thin | Jonath

The banter era rolls on at Old Trafford and Sunday?s trip to City could be more clown-car rally than demolition derby
There was a moment, at about 5.30pm last Saturday, when there seemed a genuine danger that Manchester United might be turning into a serious football club. But it took only two minutes and the sight of Nikola Milenkovic soaring above Lisandro Mart?nez for that facade to collapse. Two further weird goals later ? the sort of accidents that speak of a profound carelessness ? and it was clear that the banter era still has some time to run.
That was only the beginning. By the following morning, Dan Ashworth had been mutual-consented out of the club: five months? gardening leave followed by five months of actual work, a truly magnificent piece of living satire, even before you consider the compensation United had to pay Newcastle to secure him and the hefty payoff he must have received.
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